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Chapter 1: The Goblin Bank

The moment Duchess stepped into Diagon Alley, it felt like the air had changed—not just the smell, though it did smell different, like parchment and chimney smoke and something sweet and metallic—but the air itself seemed alive, as though it breathed with her. Her sneakers clicked oddly on the cobblestone, and she held tight to her mother’s hand, half in awe, half in nerves. They had just landed in London that morning from California.

Duchess was a tall, half-Vietnamese, half-white eleven-year-old with hair that had always grown in a silvery white with a tint of blue shimmering as if dusted with starlight. Not like the hair of an old woman—it looked enchanted, like something belonging to a magical creature, and people were often left staring in awe. She wore it just past her shoulders, where it bounced in soft, natural curls at the ends.

Her parents often joked she must have been adopted, that her real parents were fairies—but aside from the ethereal hair, she looked unmistakably like them. She had her mother’s heart-shaped face and delicate features, and her full lips mirrored Kim’s exactly. Her bright blue eyes came from her father, Ben. She even had his chin dimple, but her nose was a perfect mix of the two—long like her mother’s, but with the height and structure of her father’s.

Kim stood tall at five foot six, just a shade shorter than Ben, but anyone could tell Duchess would soon outgrow them both.

Her mother had grown quiet since they passed through the Leaky Cauldron, her eyes scanning every crooked window and fluttering sign. Her father, Ben, looked out of place, broad-shouldered in his cat t-shirt, but his eyes twinkled as they always did when they saw something new.

They were looking for Gringotts.

Duchess adjusted the strap on her backpack and turned to the ornate map the Ministry had sent in the welcome packet. It was heavy paper with an enchantment that made the little sketch of Diagon Alley shimmer faintly. The map was mostly plain, except a colorful icon that glowed switching between all the colors imaginable with little explosions coming from it reading, “Weasley’s.” A red dot pulsed where they were. A blue one glowed up the street—Gringotts. The map always knew where you wanted to go. 

“There,” she said, pointing past a teetering shop of broomsticks.

And there it was, just like the book had said: a gleaming white marble building that towered over every crooked shop around it. It looked as though it had been jammed into the street by accident, too grand for its neighbors. The steps were wide and shallow, and flanking the doors were two goblins in armor that shimmered like oil.

Inside, the air shifted again.

The lobby stretched long and tall, with crystal chandeliers dripping from a vaulted ceiling that caught the gold light and threw it in soft patterns on the marble floor. Rows and rows of goblins sat behind high counters, quills scratching in ledgers, some counting coins, others examining gems with tiny monocles. Duchess already knew they were goblins—small, sharp-featured, with long fingers and eyes like ink spots—because she’d read about them in the Ministry’s “Muggle-born’s Guide to the Wizarding World.” The packet had arrived the week after the Minister herself came to visit their home in California and told Duchess she was a witch.

“I’m here to exchange currency, please.” A goblin looked up at her.

“Exchange rate is posted,” he said in a gravelly voice.

Kim stepped forward with a large duffle bag full of cash. Fresh bills all 100s and neatly wrapped. It took months for the US mint to get it to her, but she didn’t want to take any chances insulting anyone at the wizarding bank with dirty or old money. They tried to question her about why she needed so much cash in brand new bills. She didn’t know what to say. It was supposed to be a secret. Then one day, all the questions stopped. 

“The minister says you will exchange muggle American dollars for me,” she told the goblin and with a thump, lifted the bag onto the counter. It looked like drug money from a movie, but Kim had taken extra care to request uncirculated bills from her own muggle bank. The goblin did not appreciate that. Ben would have had the strength to lift it more easily and not drop it on the counter so hard, but he was distracted staring at the ceiling at the magical succulents that continually bloomed and disappeared only to bloom again.

Hermione had mentioned there were scholarship programs if Duchess needed it. But her parents were well off enough. Her parents owning several businesses between them in Orange County, California. 

The goblin accepted them without blinking, he turned to the end of the row of goblins and just gave a short growl. A large man, at least 12-feet tall came, lifted the large bag, emptied it out into a gold box being the goblin and it all the cash quickly flew up the shoot. The man folded the bag as best he could and politely handed it back to Kim with 2 hands. 

The goblin returned a small velvet pouch heavy with coins.

“Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts,” he said. “Try not to lose track. Granger told me not to give you too much. She wants you to try that credit wand thing, but you’ll need some in your pocket.” The goblin looked back down as he mumbled to himself, “Bloody mad woman.”

Suddenly, a mining cart pulled up behind the goblin and he stepped down to open the gate next to the counter.

“Step in,” he commanded. “Grimblethorn will take you to your vault.”

She thanked him, a little awkwardly, and stepped behind the counter and into the cart. There wasn’t any room for her parents.

“Witch only,” Grimblethorn growled at them. A little taken aback, they nodded and stepped back.

Chapter 2: The Vault

Table of Contents

An American Badger

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This story is from my own imagination based in a world created by J.K. Rowling. I’m a writer– not an artist. All images are 100% AI-generated. They are, however, prompted and come from my imagination. The images were generated from paragraphs of description and details written by myself and revised over and over again.

A story of a Hogwarts first-year student with absolutely no drama– just magic.

Chapter 1: The Goblin Bank

Chapter 2: The Vault

Chapter 3: The Minister of Magic

Chapter 4: Ollivander’s

Chapter 5: The Potions Shop

Chapter 6: An Owl, a Toad, a Rat and a Cat

Chapter 7: Look the Part

Chapter 8: Platform 9 ¾ and The Hogwarts Express

Chapter 9: Cauldron Cakes, Pumpkin Pasties, Chocolate Frogs, and Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans

Chapter 10: Across the Black Lake

Chapter 11: Hogwarts

Chapter 12: Harry Potter

FAQ

Why do you wear yoga pants to tutor?

Actually, no one’s asked, but I’m sure they’ve wondered.

I understand I look very casual. However, I do teach more than one child throughout the day. The youngest ever is three years old. Do you remember learning to write when you were 3? You sat in a chair and at a table that was made for you. You can’t learn to write on a grown-up table with your elbows up above your ears because you’re too short. As an instructor– I, myself, also sit in those little chairs to help the child read and write, and this is the only way I’d be able to sit in those little things.

Huntington Beach is Under Fire for Promoting Stupidity Once Again

Writer’s Note: Yes, this piece has been reviewed. Yes, I am aware that it may not be the most journalistic piece because I use potty mouth words and point out someone’s lack of qualifications due to the choices they have made in the past… guess what… I DON’T CARE. I know what I’m talking about!

-Kimberly

Huntington Beach is under fire for promoting stupidity once again.

There comes a point where enough is enough. Sure, you have the right to have a say on how your government is run… but do you know how your government actually works? That’s the scary part. You may be voting away your rights and not even know it. Actually… THEY don’t even know that they are voting MY rights away.

As an educator, I am intelligent enough to decide what books the children in my care can read. I am not a public nor a private school teacher; I am a concierge educator whom parents know and trust with their children’s education and intellectual well-being.

Measure A seeks to repeal a City Council ordinance that created a 21-member panel to oversee children’s books in the public library—an unelected, unqualified review board given power over highly educated librarians with degrees such as Master of Library and Information Science (MLIS). Yes… We have a movement that says formal education isn’t everything. But when it comes to educating our children… YES… it is everything!

Measure B protects the library system from privatization, requiring voter approval before city leaders can outsource this essential public service. Actually… it doesn’t “protect” anyone or anything.

If you want to “protect” YOUR child… that’s YOUR right. I, however, don’t believe in raising a generation of children in a censored world. Go ahead and make the decisions for your child, but don’t tout signs with the words “PORN” in large all over the city and talk about protecting kids. Now we have kids asking their parents, “Mommy… what’s porn?” Good call on that, by the way… As I have said before, if you think a picture of a child showing his shoulders playing with a boat in the bathtub is porn… then maybe YOU’RE the one with the problem.

There are intelligent parents who want the best and brightest future for their children, and they know that censoring and “protecting” their child from literature, current events, history, and knowledge is NOT the best for their children. Do what you want with your kids, but leave the others alone. If the public library, with free books to educate children, no matter their racial or economic background, is too controversial for you… go buy your kids their own damn books. Be careful at Barnes and Noble, though, they might have those spicy romance novels for all you soccer moms out there… you know, the ones with about… the plumber and his “little buddy” helping the mom find her “pussy cat” while daddy’s at work?

Okay… let’s say the library respects the education and experience of our librarians, but you still think your child needs to be protected. I’m sorry… do YOU not know how to read? Clearly not… especially if you think Boats Afloat and Everyone Poops is pornographic.

Shame. If anyone needs this library, it’s you. If we’re going to be so quick to judge the intelligence of other people… I am NOT trusting a high-school dropout teen mom (not mentioning names) decide what’s best for the kids of Huntington Beach.

I leave you with the words of a 19th-century poet, writer, and literary critic (whom your child will know if you don’t ban their books)

“Those who burn books will in the end burn people.” -Heinrich Heine 

19th century… he really called it, didn’t he?

“In Order to Live: A North Korean Girl’s Journey to Freedom” by Yeonmi Park

Summary

“In Order to Live: A North Korean Girl’s Journey to Freedom” by Yeonmi Park is a memoir that recounts her life growing up in North Korea, her escape from the regime, and her fight to survive and reclaim her freedom.

Born in 1993, Yeonmi grew up under a totalitarian government that controlled what people could eat, think, and believe. Her family struggled with hunger and surveillance, and after her father was imprisoned for illegal trading, their situation worsened. At age 13, Yeonmi and her mother fled to China—but instead of safety, they fell into the hands of human traffickers.

The book follows Yeonmi’s harrowing experiences in China, including exploitation and abuse, and her eventual escape across the Gobi Desert into Mongolia and finally to South Korea. Along the way, she sheds light on the psychological and emotional toll of growing up in a country where dissent is punishable by death, and how escaping doesn’t immediately mean freedom.

Ultimately, “In Order to Live” is a story of survival, resilience, and the power of the human spirit. It’s both a deeply personal account and a stark indictment of the human rights abuses in North Korea and the hidden dangers of global trafficking.

Review

This memoir is deeply inspiring. While there are countless documentaries, news reports, and historical articles about North Korea, I had never encountered such a powerful, firsthand account. Yeonmi Park’s journey—escaping North Korea through the Gobi Desert into China—exposes the brutal realities of life under dictatorship, including harsh weather, starvation, and the trauma of being sex-trafficked.

Reading this book not only opens your eyes to the suffering endured by so many North Koreans, but also makes you reflect on and appreciate the freedoms you might take for granted. I highly recommend both reading the physical book and listening to the audiobook. Narrated by Eji Kim, the 9.5-hour audiobook brings Yeonmi’s story to life with an authenticity and emotional depth that pulls you into her world.

Ban Boats: Huntington Beach Declares War on Boats, Potty Training and Puberty

WARNING: This article will likely offend readers who oppose intellectual freedom and inclusive, science-backed education.


Huntington Beach city council members want to ban books claiming they are “porn.” There is no porn at the library in the children’s section. What are some books they have categorized as porn?

Let’s be clear: there is no pornography in these books! Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi teaches children about a natural bodily function with humor and honesty. Your One and Only Heart by award winning Dr. Rajani LaRocca explores anatomy in poetic, accessible terms. The Way We Work by David Macaulay explains the human body in ways that engage children without shame or sensationalism.

Yes on prop A & B would

  • Eliminate the proposed Community Parent Guardian Review Board, which was intended to review and approve children’s and teen library materials based on community standards regarding sexual content. If you want to withhold information and education from your child. Do it. But not at the library. Build your own library. Do that there.
  • Transfer the responsibility for selecting library materials to professional librarians, who would follow established policies emphasizing a diverse range of viewpoints and adherence to the First Amendment– You know… the people who went to college.

Some children are raised by single parents—fathers raising daughters, mothers raising sons—who rely on these books to fill gaps in their own understanding or comfort levels. These books offer scientifically sound, inclusive ways to help kids understand what is happening to their bodies. Removing them from reach doesn’t protect kids; it leaves them in the dark.

You think kids are going to ask their parents, “Mommy… What’s porn?” Oh, yes! They will… and they have! Thanks to political posters all over Huntington Beach, including in school zones.

Or perhaps it’s simply that they’re uncomfortable with boats. Yes… they want to ban books about boats. 

Check out John Oliver for some boat porn:

Don’t ban boats!

Other books include:

(ACLU)

Meanwhile, books with actual explicit content—like adult romance novels—remain openly available on spinning racks just steps away. If the concern is access to sexual content, then the city council should start there. But they won’t because this is not about protecting kids. It’s about controlling narratives.

Steamy romance books aren’t out in the open for anyone to grab and sit at any table to read. Oh, wait. They are. Adults can even take them to the children’s and teen section and just read them right there. They can even check them out. All you need is to be at least 13 years old and have a library card. Are these book Nazis going to stand at the door and check each book as they leave the library?

Are we going to move on to Danielle Steel after shoving all these boat books in the some dark corner in the basement of the library? Why aren’t we looking at these books first? Or are we just not going to bother with them? Rights and all, you know. It seems like that would be more of a priority. Why are we looking at books that educate children? There has been no good group in the past that has banned books. Please tell me a group that is generally good. The Nazis? The commies? The KGB? The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea? (To clarify… that’s North Korea)

If this is something that you’re going to do in our public library, why don’t we start with Fabio or Bared to You? At least put it behind the XXX curtains like those video rental places had in the 90s. Make sure it gives out a loud “ding dong” when someone sneaks in. Gotta make sure mommy’s a grown-up.

So the plan is to take the responsibility of selecting library books out of the hands of trained, experienced librarians—many with advanced degrees—and hand it over to someone who didn’t even finish high school because she got pregnant as a teenager. (No names, of course.)

We’re not quite there yet… but that’s clearly the direction we’re heading. For now, the books are just being hidden. Soon, librarians may have no authority at all over what stays on the shelves. Why rely on educated professionals when we can defer to a high school dropout to decide which books matter and which ones don’t?

Don’t tell me… “Oh, we’re just going to move the books into the basement or the adult section…” Have you been in that library’s basement? The adult section? Do they need to know how the science of the human body works, too? Well, they should. They can go into the kid’s section. No Shame!

This is just the beginning– when you start controlling the access to books, you start banning books, and that’s a slippery slope to idiotocracy.

Don’t ban boats. Don’t ban biology. And don’t let fear make fools of us all.

Note: I went ahead and submitted an episode idea to the creators of South Park.

Countries of the World

Sometimes you just can’t do better than the best! This is my favorite!

Note: This episode aired in 1993. Some country names may be outdated, or omitted completely. It is important to remember that the world is always changing and this is a product of its time.

  • Island nations: Many small island nations in the Caribbean, Pacific, and Indian Ocean are not mentioned, like Antigua and Barbuda, Dominica, Grenada, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Kiribati, Maldives, Marshall Islands, Mauritius, Micronesia, Nauru, Samoa, Seychelles, Singapore, Timor-Leste, Tuvalu, Vanuatu. 
  • Newly Independent States: The song was created before many newly independent states were formed, so some of these are also missing. 
  • Outdated names: The song uses some outdated or inaccurate names for countries, such as “Kampuchea” for Cambodia, “Zaire” for the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and “Turkey” for Türkiye. 

Sometimes Grownups Forget. A poem about dementia

A poem about dementia

Sometimes grown-ups lose their way,
They forget what happened yesterday.
They may not smile the way they did,
Or call your name, dear little kid.

Their brain, you see, is feeling tired—
Like a lamp that’s lost its fire.
It’s something called dementia, friend,
And it’s a road that twists and bends.

Not just for grandmas, old and gray,
It can come early, steal their day.
So even though they still look young,
Their thoughts might scatter, come undone.

They may repeat the things they say,
Or forget we played a game today.
They may get lost in their own home,
Or feel afraid when left alone.

But deep inside, they still love you—
That never fades, that part stays true.
You help them just by being near,
By holding hands and staying clear.

It’s okay to feel a little sad,
To miss the times you always had.
But love is something you won’t lose—
It’s in your hugs, your voice, your shoes.

So if they pause or seem unsure,
Just be patient, kind, and pure.
Sometimes grown-ups just forget—
But your love helps them not regret.

The Spark in My Head. A poem about epilepsy

“The Spark in My Head”

Sometimes my brain has a little spark,
It starts in a place that’s deep and dark.
It’s called the temporal lobe, you see—
It’s part of what makes up the “thinking” me.

It helps me hear and helps me talk,
And sometimes it goes for a bumpy walk.
When the spark comes through, things feel strange,
Like the world just shifted, or rearranged.

I might smell something that isn’t there,
Or feel like I’m floating in mid-air.
My words might jumble, or I might freeze—
Like leaves that stop in a sudden breeze.

But don’t be scared, it’s just my brain,
Sending signals like a passing train.
Doctors help and medicines too,
And friends like you help me get through.

So if I pause or seem confused,
Just stay calm—I’m not bruised.
The spark will pass, and I’ll be okay,
Back to myself and ready to play!